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How To Keep Your Silver & Precious Metals Safe in a Zombie Apocalypse: An Analysis

2012 May 20
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In the event of a zombie apocalypse there is one particular step you can take in order to keep your silver and precious metals secure.  First things first, trade in much of your silver for gold or platinum.

Silver is an excellent investment provided that one does not need to constantly be on the move. Once this circumstance is no longer valid, silver becomes a bulky and risky asset to own. Timing is key. If the news wires are reporting zombie takeover of cities, run over to the nearest bullion dealer who has remained opened so as to take advantage of the chaos. Negotiate the absolute best deal they will afford you, and hand them your precious silver for precious gold and platinum. Now, you are ready to be on the move.

Second, keep your mouth shut. Theft is among the most likely ways you will lose out on your stack in a zombie apocalypse.

Do not tell any of your zombie friends and acquaintance that you own any position in precious metals. By telling them that you are in possession of such value, zombie greed may overtake their faculties of decision-making and they might turn on you in the crisis.

If they do not turn on you at first, they may become determined to benefit from your wealth. Depending on your disposition, they will either dry your stack up or will eventually become disgruntled over your precious metals hoard and turn on you.

Eventually, bands will begin to form, and you will be a good position to join a strong one. Seek out a diverse group of individuals with women, gun owners and individuals with food stocks and tools. Do not tell them outright how much you have of what. Instead, remain cool and collected. Don’t show your hand, but carry yourself like you have something to offer the group. Because you do: precious metals.

Acquire for yourself everything of value within the construct of your physical. Be sure to trade out as little as possible along the way. Be spendthrift, be frugal. Hopefully, you’ve already had food and protection for yourself and did not find yourself with your pants down once the zombie apocalypse began hailing flesh, blood and misery. Live slowly off your reserves, and begin forming positive working relationships with your new fellow travelers.

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