Do The Bernank, The Ben Bernank!
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You remember that song Monster Mash? Well Bernank spent all weekend in his wizard castle with Bobby Picket (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeZftK2kO6U) working on a remix of his famous tune for yours truly. Do The Bernank, The Ben Bernank! It was a raucous weekend fueled by an FRN spending binge. Got my boys down at @ 33 Liberty Street to CTRL + P my Shitibank to the tune of an extra 20 grand, quickly to be blown on Macadamia nuts, Matzah, and a massive new stimulus program. Your boy Bernank spent all day yesterday down at the local unemployment office giving out some of these freshly printed Obama Bux, part of the new plan to spur customer spending on the new iPad 3. ‘Twas a weekend well done, with not even a criminal in site–Jon Corzine was busy unfortunately playing some basketball with his good pal O.J. Simpson. Bernank continues to laugh at the peasant slaves who allow him to run such a tight ship courtesy their labor. Har har har, You have to love the main stream propagandizing of the notion that labor is the fruit of capital, and not vice versa. Ohh, I always knew when I was a young boy that once I got to power, well, I’ll be damned you can kiss 25 cent loafs of bread good bye. I got a call from the Head Nigga in Charge on Friday as well to congratulate me on my uncanny ability to keep the stock market ramped, despite all odds and despicable economic news. It truly is fun controlling the S&P500 futures pit…. I knew from when I was a youngin’ that I was destined for greatness, but never did I ever imagine in my wildest dreams that I would control the price of the equities of the world through the whims of my handheld. All it takes now is a quick text to Brian Sachs and we can gun the market 30 points. Read More
